Speed Gibson

Senator Harry Reid said the Democrats have values, but they don't like to talk about them. A caller to Laura Ingraham listed off a few of them and I added a couple of my own observations on Democratic Party core values.

• We believe in the poor - unless they pay taxes.
  
• We believe in women - unless they believe in men.
  
• We believe in children - unless they're not yet born.
  
• We believe in minorities - unless they become successful.
  
• We believe in adults - unless they smoke.
  
• We believe in students - unless they pray.
  
• We believe in religion - unless it's Christianity.
  
• We believe in America - unless we're at war.
  
• We believe in democracy - unless we lose.
  

I normally don't like or indulge in this sort of thing, but I've been listening to a bit of Air America lately. Remember when Bluto smashes the guitar?