'Tis the season
There's a parade or two, various events, some sporting events, and often royalty. And they're largely a bore.
My home town of St. Louis Park flirted with one of these for a few years. It was called "Robin Hood Days." They hosted a pretty good Contract Bridge Tournament and crowned a Maid Marion. But either apathy or reality brought the civic leaders to their senses and they quietly did away with it.
If I may suggest, let's retire the rest of them as well. They served us many good years, but they just weren't made for these times.
I wonder if Pig's Eye will have Water Treatment Daze...