[Speed Gibson,
Tuesday May 2, 2006 at 1:13am]
The King is Dead?
I saw something on tonight's Apprentice that I thought I would never see. After decades of marketing malpractice, that scary looking King being the last example, Burger King finally has an ad that doesn't suck. In fact, it's pretty good.
A young man, served some portions as tiny as they are fancy gets up, starts singing, and walks out demanding man-food, i.e., a Burger King whopper. Like minds join him parading down the street.
I've told my son that life isn't fair, one example being that Burger King pays people to make their awful ads. (Remember Herb?) Such people, like Ty on Extreme Home Makeover, produce absolutely nothing, yet get paid big money. I may need to freshen up this speech in view of this entertaining new evidence.
A young man, served some portions as tiny as they are fancy gets up, starts singing, and walks out demanding man-food, i.e., a Burger King whopper. Like minds join him parading down the street.
I've told my son that life isn't fair, one example being that Burger King pays people to make their awful ads. (Remember Herb?) Such people, like Ty on Extreme Home Makeover, produce absolutely nothing, yet get paid big money. I may need to freshen up this speech in view of this entertaining new evidence.