Speed Gibson

Swiftee came up with an interesting turnabout. More than just parody, he has adapted the MSM's style of daily handwringing over President Bush's "failed" Iraq policies. Quoting his first installment:

It occurred to me while reading the latest “embrace defeat” report from the Iraq, that while we may find the message repugnant, you really have to give the MSM credit where credit is due.

These daily gloom and doom prophecies have successfully demoralized just about everyone, except the troops doing the heavy lifting. Meanwhile, the speaker of the Democrat congress indulges in a three day bacchanalia festival where the featured activity is dancing through the ashes of American foreign policy.

So I’m going to start embracing…no, not defeat; I’m going to embrace the message. And I cannot think of any more appropriate recipient of the spotlight than Minnesota public schools.

In that spotlight, he speaks of "student insurgency" and "killed academic careers" rather than usual discipline and drop-outs. Further updates are here and here.

Those hard working fellows on the NARN should consider this as a regular feature, like Brian Ward's "Gatekeeper" segment. Anther candidates would be the Nihilist's Top 11 lists. Maybe even a dramatic reading of a fisked moonbat Letter to the Editor from KAR, edited for radio of course.