May Sweeps
You might just want to turn the set off. Melinda Doolitte should easily win American Idol, especially given that her only serious rival Jordin has stumbled last week and this week, might even be going home tonight.
Survivor - who cares? The Apprentice? Already done, a bore. The Amazing Race? Might be fun one more time given the pairings, but this show is getting pretty stale, too.
Only Dancing with the Stars has a real competition going, heading for a Laila Ali - Joey Fatone finale I think.
Ah, but Hell's Kitchen returns in June!