My First Bacon Post

In honor of the occasion, here is my first-ever bacon post, from the "Paula Deen is trying to kill us" file.
Make a big pan of macaroni and cheese and refrigerate a while to make sure its firm. Be sure to use plenty of butter, eggs, and a little sour cream. Cut into squares and grab a pound of bacon.
Wrap each lump with a bacon strip, fastening with toothpicks. Dredge them in flour, egg wash, and bread crumbs, then into the deep fryer.
Move over, Scotch Eggs!